Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs

Next week we will be recording on the new setup, mic stands and everything!

It will sound wonderful, I hope.

Sorry we’re late, but here it is: Episode 5 of Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs!  In this episode we talk about telling stories, things we want to do in life, what is happiness, and bikes.  We also recorded outside while smoking my pipe.  Enjoy!

The Razor’s Edge was written by W. Somerset Maugham, Tony still can’t pronounce it.

Next week the audio quality will be much better, we finally got some actual recording equipment!

 

 Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs 05: Cruiser Bikes are Dumb [44:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Sorry everyone, but this weeks podcast is going to be delayed probably until tomorrow.  We are both very busy this week with school starting and all, but don’t fret, the new podcast will be up soon!

Meanwhile check out my blog:
http://www.tonycordova.com

And Jacob’s new blog!
http://www.jacobbradshaw.com

Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs: Episode 4 is here!  In this episode we talk about a TON of good stuff.  Everything from music, to animals, to beer(again!).  Oh yeah, we also talk about cake and pie.  So what’s not to love about this episode!

 

 Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs 04: We Have a List! [45:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

.

Here’s a white guy reciting T-Pain’s lyrics.

And here is a picture of Justin’s beard:

Also, our email is fruitsnacksandfannypacks@gmail.com so email us!

Here are some cool videos of Flight of the Conchords playing live.

Jenny

The Hiphopotamus vs. The Rhymenocerous

The Humans Are Dead

Hey suckas. This episode is a little different in that we discuss some movies and political themes in a slightly more serious light. We also feature a song from the hilarious New Zealand based comedy duo Flight of the Conchords. Also, if you listened, leave a comment so we can make fun of your hair style.

Tony is a wealth of mis-information this episode, he knows nothing about batman and he thought, for some reason, that Christopher Nolan directed the first two X-men films, when in fact Bryan Singer (who went on to direct Superman Returns) directed them.  So don’t listen to him, just mute the podcast every time he talks.

 

 Beer, Batman, Michael Moore, Flight of the Conchords and so much more [46:37m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

During episode 2 of Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs we take pictures of out stubble.  Those pictures are part of the header at the top but if you want the originals so you can set the one of me as your desktop picture then here you go:

Hey all you thousands of listeners out there! Here we go with a brand new update! This episode features the worst in audio quality but only the best in entertainment! You’ll laugh, cry, and scrunch your face in disgust as we discuss a cornucopia of topics ranging from crazy bodily functions to card games. Enjoi.

 

 FruitSnacksAndFannyPacks 2: Bad Audio, Mao, and of course... farting [42:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

For some reason iTunes is showing the episode as being 2 hours and 41 minutes long.  I do not know why.  Please bear with us while we iron out some bugs.

As a special bonus to those of you who follow our posts, we’ve done some very intricate searching, having to confront many Indiana Jones like booby traps, and scrounged up the sequel to Daft Punks ‘Big City Nights’! So quit squirming with anticipation and be content. You’re in good hands. www.clownpenis.fart

We are now on iTunes, you can search for us or Click This Link to subscribe. Please leave an iTunes review if you like it!

While you’re downloading the podcast you should check out The Raconteurs, their first album is fantastic.

Welcome to Episode 1 of Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs! In this episode we talk about fruit snacks, fanny packs, Mario Kart, music, movies, and emotions. Enjoy!

—————–

Notes on our first podcast:

Justin is too quiet and Tony is too loud.

Justin feels that he is an arse and says the word ‘like’ far too many times. Justin apologizes for this pleonasm and will attempt to rectify this in episode three. Also, anyone who counts the number of times Justin uses the word ‘like’ will get a very special prize.

We also failed to mention a few things: My favorite Mario Kart weapon is the Blue Shell. IT IS MIGHTY!! (Although not as mighty as The Tick) The blue shell is the very essence of Mario Kart. Only players in about 6th place or worse are capable or receiving this winged and deadly spiked shell. Once fired, it races through the air and finds the current first place racer! It smashes the player and anyone close enough to feel its mighty impact!! This brilliant weapon makes Mario Kart a more balanced game as players who are nearing last place will have a drastically increased chance to get great items while players closer to first place will stumble upon less useful ones. Everyone is happy. I even find myself glad to be in last place at times just so I get a chance at using some super creative Mario Kart items!!

Tony’s favorite weapon would be the TRIPLE red shells. This ultimate offensive weapon gives its user the capability to fire off three devastating homing red shells. Defensively, these shells can spin around the racer creating an effective shield which blocks up to three attacks, one per shell! A player in fourth place can quickly use these homing demons to boost his way to first place! When the roulette of items stops on triple red shells, any racer can do nothing but smile as old school Mario characters go flying in helplessness due to the destructive power of red shells or as they deflect three of most any attack!! (Can’t deflect the blue shell though)

Also, we apologize for being so ignorant in regards to classic literature, but we are so busy entertaining the various needs of life we rarely find time to actually read EVERY SINGLE WORD in any given book. With the exception of Star Wars books. Because Han and Leia have babies.

podPress is working! You can play it from here now. Cheers!

 

 Episode 01: Fruit Snacks and Fanny Packs [42:14m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download